I can’t keep up with the status of Jennifer Aniston’s uterus. If she’s seen sipping on a water instead of a glass of wine, she’s pregnant. If she’s seen looking skinny, she’s no longer pregnant. If she forgets to suck in her stomach, she’s pregnant. If she’s smoking again, she’s not pregnant.
For the sake of this story, let’s pretend she’s knocked up with her boyfriend Justin Theroux’s baby.
In this edition of Baby Morph Monday, we’ve got our predictions on what Justin and Jennifer’s future offspring might look like.
Because this couple is ultra hip, we imagine the future little Aniston-Theroux will be a total mini hipster. Until he, or she, can fit into a baby leather jacket and Aniston’s iconic little black dress, picture a total California kid with a mop of white blonde hair, a tiny cardigan, and some indie accessories.
Aniston and Theroux made their relationship official nearly a year ago. They were spotted early last week in Paris on a ten-day vacation. The couple looked very much in love and Justin recently stated that he “could not be happier” in his life right now.
So when will these two tie the knot or make a baby? Our tabloid covers are getting a little cold, you two, let’s make something happen!
In the meantime, enjoy the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux baby morph. Cute kid, right?