May I have a drum roll please!!! [insert drum roll sound]
The most famous baby in the world, has two of the most famous parents ever and now Oprah is her Godmother?! Why don’t they just make GOD the Godfather?
Actually the Godfather is Tyran “Ty Ty” Smith, who is Jay Z's best friend, but he’s not famous at all, so enough about him and more about Oprah!
Apparently Oprah is a close personal friend of both Beyonce and Jay-Z, which only confirms my theory that all famous people are actually best friends with one another. We are the 99%! Anyways, I had no idea they were THAT close?
Bey and Jay didn’t want to give the Godparent role to someone already related to them, so they didn’t want to choose Beyonce’s sister Solange or Queen B’s bestie, her cousin Angie.
Can Blue Ivy Carter get anymore famous? Oprah is already the Godmother to Gayle King’s two kids, but we think she’ll make time to Godparent Blue Ivy Carter. Besides, Blue Ivy Carter is more famous than Gayle’s kids. Sorry Gayle, it’s just the nature of the industry.
Do you think Kelly Rowland is pissed? What about Gwyneth Paltrow? I know that she and Beyonce are super tight.
UPDATED: When asked by Us Weekly about the story, a rep for Beyonce declined to comment. But Winfrey's best friend Gayle King finally cleared things up Friday morning on CBS' The Early Show.
"It's absolutely not true that she's the godmother," King explained. "She's friends with them, of course, and likes them both very much. She's working on sending them a baby gift. She hasn't even had time to send a baby gift because she's been away."