21 Attempts to Describe the Indescribable Jason Momoa

March 6, 2014 By:
21 Attempts to Describe the Indescribable Jason Momoa
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50% man, 50% god, 100% indescribable. But that didn't stop us from asking 21 people to do the following: “Describe Jason Momoa in a single sentence.” As we guessed, it turned out to be a not-so-simple task.

1. “Khal Drogo!”


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2. “Sheer masculinity.”


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3. “A sexy S.O.B.”


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4. “Omg, the pressure…pretty much the hottest guy ever.”


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5. “A Hawaiian Jesus.”


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There’s even a blog dedicated to him called Hawaiian Jesus

 

6. “I love him.”


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7. “He’s like a bearskin rug.”


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8. “A giant smolderingly sexy Pacific Islander with hipster sensibilities.”


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9. “A gray pit bull with light eyes.”


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10. “A one-man NFL football team.”


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11. “A beauty with a hard, moist torso…I guess there’s a face somewhere.” 


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12. “The guy who stole Lisa Bonet from me.”


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13. “A hapa cyborg alien.”


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14. “Allergic to shirts.”


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15. “A very gigantic Johnny Depp.”

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16. “Someone who’d be a terrible OBGYN because he’d show no mercy on your ovaries.”


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17. Just no words, apparently.


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18. “The cover of a romance novel called The Savage I Ravaged.”


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19. “A Saint Bernard in man form. A MANIMORPH.”


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20. “Two eyebrows that could murder you.”


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21. “I’m going to need a minute… *faints, hits head, falls into the happiest coma because the last thing I saw was Jason Momoa*”


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Think that about sums it all up, everyone!