Well, we knew it wasn’t Zach Galifianakis.
January Jones nabbed her new movie role in X-Men: First Class by wowing the director with her acting skills, and apparently, her vagina.
Jones has kept the identity of her baby’s father a secret, but according to E! Online, it’s Matthew Vaughn, director of the upcoming X-Men film.
Sources told E! Online that the two had a “very close” relationship on set. Vaughn is married to model Claudia Schiffer and denies that he’s the father.
Schiffer and Vaughn also reportedly abandoned their rented home in Beverly Hills around the time Jones revealed she was pregnant. If that’s not enough, sources from the movie’s production say it’s unlikely there will be an X-Men: First Class premiere. Vaughn is blaming it on tonsillitis.
If it’s true, this guy just ruined his marriage and likely his life over most likely the worst sex of his life. Because I imagine having sex with a hole in the wall is more stimulating than banging January Jones. And the wall doesn’t get pregnant.
Jones recently blamed her split with SNL star Jason Sudeikis on “long distance.”
“When you date someone else who’s in the industry, someone has to make the sacrifices. And if no one’s willing to, then you just have to be friends.”
I guess Sudeikis just wasn’t willing to date someone ready to bang her way to the top. Because I’m confident January Jones is showing up to her auditions, bending over in crotchless underwear, and saying, “Let’s get this over with. When’s rehearsals?” Just kidding.
UPDATE: New York Post's Page 6:
"Lawyers for "X-Men" director Matthew Vaughn, husband of Claudia Schiffer, told the New York Post's Page 6 that an online story suggesting he had a relationship with the movie's star, January Jones, and could be the father of her unborn child, was an "absolute lie." L.A. attorney Martin Singer told Page 6 there was no truth in the E! report that Schiffer's husband had a "very close relationship" on-set with Jones, who last month announced she was pregnant, but has not confirmed the identity of the daddy."