For the tons of girls Dickinson has insulted during her time on America's Next Top Model, here's a little redemption. Ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson is falling apart. Literally.
While dining at a restaurant in Southampton, Janice Dickinson took out her two false teeth to enjoy her food, then lost them.
"I was so excited talking to [my friend] that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn't find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village."
If her false teeth alone could feed a small village, I'm pretty sure half of Janice Dickinson's face could get us out of the recession.
After recruiting the restaurant staff for help, Dickinson ended up finding her falsies. Witnesses described her search for them "like Lucille Ball on crack."
Dickinson has been open about her cosmetic surgery in the past, saying , "I've done just as much as every model and actress out there, I'm just willing to talk about it."
Dickinson is fifty-six, but she doesn't look much older than a twenty-five year old. Golden Retriever.