Janice Dickinson Is A 900-Year Old Dinosaur

It’s no secret that Janice Dickinson has had some…well a lot of work done. She doesn’t hide it and even admits that she is actually addicted to plastic surgery. She says, "Believe me, I'm a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn't look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is."

"I'm honest about it; I haven't got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery."

I guess it's nice that she's honest about being a 900-year old plastic dinosaur, but she REALLY needs to get some help about her addiction. She's on the verge of looking like "Cat Woman."


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wow, yuck!

Posted 10 months ago

speedmonkey

there's no helping this woman and we shouldn't want to...it's great to watch. like owning seamonkeys

Betty

haha that is such a mean comparison. i guess there is a resemblance... but janice dickinson doesn't look scary (yet?) and i actually think she looks pretty good.

Lora

Janice still looks very beautiful but she seriously needs to stop now. If she gets anything else done she will ruin her looks completely. She didn't need any surgery in the first place and she definitely doesn't need any more.

Jason

Janice Dickinson just smells crazy. You know, the type of crazy where you expect to see her wacky ass arguing with plants and carpet.

letitbe

Foochie!!

My EYES!!!!!

britney has a big forehead

actually, janice looks okay. she doesn't need the collagen, but she still looks good.

flora

someone should take "cat woman" to dr. rey, and they should do a reality series where he fixes her up.

cosmo

BLECK!

karl anglin

Long live Janice!

MsCindyS

Physical perfection does not give her the right to slap employees. That was abuse! She's lucky he didn't slap her back, and she'll be even luckier if he doesn't file a lawsuit. Bad move Janice.

ILANA VEGAS..

JANICE IS BEAUTIFUL..

Ws5bitches

"Believe me, I'm a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn't look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is." smells ugly

Posted 8 months ago

Amy

She's 53 but she looks older, she's had to much surgery. Getting old sux but these women who are always made up heavily look worse than the natural types. She was so beautiful back in the 70's. Now, she looks awful. Not because she's older but because she is so fake.

Posted 2 months ago


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