Janice Dickinson Is A 900-Year Old Dinosaur

It’s no secret that Janice Dickinson has had some…well a lot of work done. She doesn’t hide it and even admits that she is actually addicted to plastic surgery. She says, "Believe me, I'm a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn't look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is."

"I'm honest about it; I haven't got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery."

I guess it's nice that she's honest about being a 900-year old plastic dinosaur, but she REALLY needs to get some help about her addiction. She's on the verge of looking like "Cat Woman."

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Reader Comments

3:13PM 08/20/08 Amy

She's 53 but she looks older, she's had to much surgery. Getting old sux but these women who are always made up heavily look worse than the natural types. She was so beautiful back in the 70's. Now, she looks awful. Not because she's older but because she is so fake.

9:04PM 02/06/08 Ws5bitches

"Believe me, I'm a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn't look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is." smells ugly

0:11AM 12/25/07 ILANA VEGAS..

JANICE IS BEAUTIFUL..

9:13PM 12/19/07 MsCindyS

Physical perfection does not give her the right to slap employees. That was abuse! She's lucky he didn't slap her back, and she'll be even luckier if he doesn't file a lawsuit. Bad move Janice.

10:07AM 12/17/07 karl anglin

Long live Janice!

0:43PM 12/15/07 cosmo

BLECK!

6:40PM 12/13/07 flora

someone should take "cat woman" to dr. rey, and they should do a reality series where he fixes her up.

3:56PM 12/13/07 britney has a big forehead

actually, janice looks okay. she doesn't need the collagen, but she still looks good.

3:22PM 12/13/07 MK

My EYES!!!!!

2:36PM 12/13/07 letitbe

Foochie!!

2:24PM 12/13/07 Jason

Janice Dickinson just smells crazy. You know, the type of crazy where you expect to see her wacky ass arguing with plants and carpet.

2:20PM 12/13/07 Lora

Janice still looks very beautiful but she seriously needs to stop now. If she gets anything else done she will ruin her looks completely. She didn't need any surgery in the first place and she definitely doesn't need any more.

1:44PM 12/13/07 Betty

haha that is such a mean comparison. i guess there is a resemblance... but janice dickinson doesn't look scary (yet?) and i actually think she looks pretty good.

1:41PM 12/13/07 speedmonkey

there's no helping this woman and we shouldn't want to...it's great to watch. like owning seamonkeys

1:09PM 12/13/07 me

wow, yuck!