Janice Dickinson Is A 900-Year Old Dinosaur

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It’s no secret that Janice Dickinson has had some…well a lot of work done. She doesn’t hide it and even admits that she is actually addicted to plastic surgery. She says, "Believe me, I'm a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn't look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is."

"I'm honest about it; I haven't got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery."

I guess it's nice that she's honest about being a 900-year old plastic dinosaur, but she REALLY needs to get some help about her addiction. She's on the verge of looking like "Cat Woman."
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