Aussie Band Slashes Paris Hilton In Ballad

November 10, 2006 By:
Aussie Band Slashes Paris Hilton In Ballad

While Paris Hilton was sweeping the floors at LAX airport yesterday, Australian rockers JET are singing about her “independent porn film”. They have dedicated a song to the air-ess and believe us when we tell you it ain’t pretty.

The name of the song is “Rip It Up” and the lyrics include: "Did you ever get the feeling you were born to lose, smacked in the face with a silver spoon. Skinny doll gimme your magazine queen, just spread your legs for the silver screen. “From the bedroom baby to the city a' light, you look pretty good but you're not so bright. Flashin' your stash ain't nothin' new."

Talk about some inspiration, the band also jokingly threatened to kill Paris Hilton’s pet dog Tinkerbell in the song saying "I'm gonna get ya my pretty - your little dog too." Now that’s pretty freaky but I have to admit the lyrics are hilarious.