Some of us don’t even want to watch Hulk Hogan wrestle, let alone see him in a sex tape.
But that didn’t stop Hulk’s bestie Bubba the Love Sponge (believe it or not, this is a real person, not a Nickelodeon cartoon character) from selling the incognito video of the WWF champion.
In the obviously NSFW footage, Hulk is captured in another kind of figure-four leglock with Bubba’s estranged wife Heather Clem, though it appears to be a consensual arrangement between the three. You know that show Wife Swap? This is like that show interpreted a little to literally, left in a tanning bed a minute too long, and on steroids.
In the final clips of the video, which TMZ uploaded, Bubba makes a “friendly” cameo once Hulk exits frame. He can be overheard saying to his wife, “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.”
Hulk called into “TMZ Live” today, shocked by the betrayal, and said, “I’m sick to my stomach right now.” He added he warned Bubba, “If you had anything to do with this, that means we were never friends.”
This then led to the part where the Hulk basically ripped the friendship bracelet tied to his wrist with his teeth and then politely called Outback Steakhouse to cancel their weekly Happy Hour reservation for catch up over football brewskis. No bloomin’ onion for Bubba. Bro officially just broke, clotheslined, then atomic dropped bro code.
Right now, the former wrestling star is exploring every legal option in the book, swearing that someone is about to get screwed for releasing this tape of him screwing. Yeah, this is making the Hulk is angry. And you probably wouldn’t like him when he’s angry…