Today, we gained insight into the nauseating topic that is the sex life of lady parts industrialist, Hugh Hefner.
The 86-year-old Playboy founder has confirmed with Esquire magazine that he’s let over 1,000 lucky gals get handsy with the shriveling gems that linger under his scarlet man-robe.
“How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I'm sure,” he said. “There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.”
But, once your gag reflex subsides, you—like us—will come to realize, that, for a dude like Hef, 1,000 is pretty conservative.
Here are five famous man-sluts that probably have had more sex than the king...
Warren Beatty. Biographer Peter Biskind rounds off the actor/producer's sexual partners somewhere around 12,775. His peen has a separate golden thrown in the executive mileage club.
Charlie Sheen. The “Anger Management” madman has claimed to have slept with 5,000 women in his lifetime. It’s hard to argue with that, seeing as it is Charlie Sheen and all.
Gene Simmons. Ew, we don’t even want to imagine this one... Like Sheen, Simmons claims to have gotten frisky with at least 5,000 felines in his time.
Russell Brand. On a good day, the British funnyman has owned up to sleeping with up to three girls a day. That’s 80 girls a month and 960 a year. Hope he’s using protection.
Leonardo DiCaprio. According to the numbers arrived at by our in-house sexual schemer, which may or may not be accurate, Leo has slept with 960 girls in his lifetime. Which, judging by his player lifestyle, might be an underestimation.