Playmate Hiromi Oshima told PEOPLE, "I've heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there."
Nice job pretending you haven't had to bang him.
Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV, says: "Hef is a lover. I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn't two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life."
Well, there goes my breakfast.
Ex Playboy model, Shanna McLaughlin, says:
"I think the whole thing with Crystal is really sad, and Hef is such an amazing man. He provides so much for…all of the Playmates."
I'm sure he does. "Don't worry, ladies, there's plenty Lil' Hef to go around. Looks at watch. At least for the next minute and thirty seven seconds. Okay, lighting round!"
McLaughlin continues, "I think some things should be kept private between two people, especially in a break-up scenario."
Hefner Tweeted on Wednesday night:
"Howard Stern would like me to respond to his interview with Crystal on his show tomorrow, but I don’t want to throw her under the bus."
Unless "throw her under the bus" is a euphemism for sex, I'm pretty sure Hef is hinting that he's got some sh-t on this girl. As much as I don’t want any more visuals of a naked, erect 85 year-old man, I'm intrigued.