Crystal Harris canceled her wedding to Hugh Hefner just five days before they were set to walk down the aisle, but don’t worry, Hef’s not sitting around licking him wounds. Okay, that’s exactly what he’s doing.
Hef confirmed the split via Twitter yesterday and later that same afternoon he wrote, "The breakup is a heartbreaker, but better now than after the marriage," a somber Hefner tweeted Tuesday.
"Since we're not getting married on Saturday, I've scheduled a movie: Runaway Bride. Seems appropriate."
‘Runaway Bride’ sounds fine, but I think ‘Unfaithful’ seems more appropriate. Rumor has it that Crystal has reportedly been dating Jordan McGraw, the musician son of TV psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw. Apparently they have been together since March.
McGraw isn’t much of a looker, but than again, Crystal was engaged to a guy 60 years her senior.
Losing Holly Madison was the worst thing that happened to Hef. That girl stuck around for 7 years and was totally faithful. And we know the nasty stuff that goes down in Hef’s bedroom. I’ve heard the baby oil stories!
Nevertheless, I’m sure he’ll bounce back with another 20 something year-old busty airhead in no time.