Hugh Hefner Marries Crystal Harris

January 2, 2013 By:
Hugh Hefner Marries Crystal Harris

 

Because sometimes life hands you lemons and you say “WTF,” Hugh Hefner, 86, has gone and tied the knot with his “girlfriend,” Crystal Harris, 26.

On New Year’s Eve, Crystal Harris became Crystal Hefner about 1 and half years AFTER she ran out on their June 2011 wedding. Yep, Crystal Harris is the “runaway bride,” and now she’s the “blushing bride.” I love second chances, there’s gotta be a premise for a romantic comedy in there somewhere.

I don’t know what Crystal did to get a ring that Hef’s dozens of other girlfriends did wrong, but Crystal is ONLY Hef’s THIRD wife and she’s his 1st age inappropriate wife.

“Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed,” Crystal wrote on Twitter.

Crystal wore a pale pink mermaid-tail wedding gown and Hef actually wore a tux. Hours later he had already changed back into purple silk pajamas while Crystal kept on her gown. Cut him some slack guys, he IS 86. My grandpa goes to church in his pajamas, it’s kind of a thing. 

Hef was equally as excited for the wedding, he also tweeted “Crystal & I married on New Year’s Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man. Love that girl.”

Their wedding cake features a photo of the two of them, and because you were wondering, yes, Hef is 60 years older than his bride.