Hugh Hefner 'Happy to be Single'

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Hugh Hefner \'Happy to be Single\'
Hugh Hefner is a class act. Well, aside from shamelessly building a hedonistic kingdom of naked women half his age frolicking around and naming himself king. But aside from that--very tasteful.

Hef wishes nothing but the best for his runaway bride, Crystal Harris. Hefner tweeted, “Crystal came by to see how I’ve been doing.” He added, “We remain close friends.”

I’d think you’d have to be. You definitely don’t want to make enemies with someone who knows all the embarrassing nooks and crannies of your naked eighty-five year old body.

The Playboy mogul also tweeted on Monday: “It’s the start of a new day, and a new week.”

Looks like someone took out his pill organizer early.

“I’m happy to be single,” he continued.

After Harris called off the wedding Hef tweeted, “After all is said and done, staying single is probably the best. I think I just missed a bullet.” Despite his heartbreak, Hef also says tweeted that he hopes that Crystal’s music career is “a hit.”

Forget about his heart hurting, I think the more serious medical concern here is the condition of Hugh Hefner’s frail thumbs after all this tweeting. On Sunday, Crystal headed to the mansion to bring Hef his dog, Charlie, back. “I appreciate it, because I really missed him,” Hefner said.
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