Hugh Hefner isn’t crying over his split with Crystal Harris. Mostly because there’s no moisture left in his body.
Sources close to Harris say she was sick of her “couple hundred dollar” weekly allowance from Playboy and wanted to focus on her music career.
Crystal apparently felt she “couldn’t be married to Hef and have a successful music career.”
Most likely, she found out what “pre-nup” meant.
Along with a handful of celebs, Hefner’s ex-girlfriends have been tweeting him some support. Here’s what they had to say:
Kendra Wilkinson: “we r comin over w some jack n coke…oh n a pipe lol,”
Holly Madison: U r too sweet. Wish I was there to support, too! RT @KendraWilkinson: @hughhefner we r comin over w some jack n coke... oh n a pipe lol
Bridge Marquardt: “Just stopped by the mansion 2 give @hughhefner a hug. He seems to be handling this well. He even had a sense of humor about it! #LoveUHef”
Scott Baio: “Thinking of you today. Take care buddy.”
Stephanie Pratt: “Poor hef the wedding was 5 days away. That’s elderly abuse!”
Joy Behar: “At the last minute, Crystal Harris called off her marriage to Hugh Hefner. Just as well. The walk up the aisle might have killed him.”