Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris were engaged to be married later this week, when Harris got a case of cold feet (or caught a glimpse of Hugh's birth certificate) and called off the wedding.
Here are some facts about the runaway bride/playmate that you might not have known.
She’s a singer. Crystal Harris’s first single, “Club Queen” leaked online today and will officially be released on iTunes tonight. It’s one of those annoying pop songs about going to the club and dancing. So if you’re into a worse version of any Britney Spears song, check out Crystal Harris.
She’s a cheater. Harris has reportedly been dating Jordan McGraw, the musician son of TV psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw. Apparently they have been together since March. McGraw is not really a looker, but I’m sure Harris’s view of beauty has been skewed since living in a mansion with a corpse named Hugh and a collection of real life Barbie dolls for so long.
She moves fast. She met Hugh at one of his famous Playboy mansion parties on Halloween of 2008. After a few weeks of getting to know one another, she moved into the mansion. That’s how Hugh meets all his girlfriends, by girls showing up to his parties, stripping naked, getting their bodies painted and then getting caught up in a whirlwind romance with a member of AARP.
She’s funny? Crystal uploaded a video to FunnyorDie.com this morning. The video is called “The Playboy App” and instructs 25 year olds how to relate to their 80 year old boyfriends using the “Playboy App.” Considering she uploaded the video at the same time she broke her engagement and is using the playboy name to capitalize her own comedy credits, it’s pretty f*cked up.
She was trumped by the Royal wedding. Her 25th birthday was the same day as the Royal wedding, April 29, 2011. Bad news for the fame whoring playmate, but nobody cares about your birthday when there’s royalty to be wed.