Joan Rivers needs to go back to the crypt she was keeping prior to E! bringing her back on television. Seriously, they couldn’t find someone better than that bag of bones for their Fashion Police show?
Getting back on track here, the reason we’re even bringing this contemptible woman up is because she was just quoted, talking about Heidi Montag’s recent foray into the underworld of plastic surgery.
Unsurprisingly, Joan doesn’t agree with the rest of us that Montag overdid it a tad with her 10 surgeries in one day. In fact, Rivers says, "I think she should have started sooner!"
She added that Heidi “looks fine,” but thinks she “should have done it in stages.”
Joan recently defended Heidi’s decision to nip and tuck her whole body, telling them, “It’s a business of beauty…you have to look good.”
She also said any celebrity who says they haven’t gone under the knife is lying, and that she’s pissed that Heidi got all that work done for “under $30,000.”
Hmmmm, we sense a little jealousy on Joanie’s part! She’ probably just pissed that face lifts were the only thing around when she was in her twenties.
But if you ask us, it’s all the same—Heidi and Joan both look like mannequins.