Heidi Regrets Ridiculous Surgeries

August 25, 2010 By:
Heidi Regrets Ridiculous Surgeries

Heidi Montag isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. She's just now realizing, almost a year after getting 10 procedures in one day, that it wasn't a great idea.

Last November Heidi went under the knife for a mini brow lift, Botox to her forehead, a nose job "revision," got fat injections to her cheeks and lips, a chin reduction, neck liposuction, got her ears pinned back, a breast augmentation "revision,", liposuction on her waist and thighs and butt augmentation in one day.

And she's still paying for her stupid mistake. She said, “I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November.

“The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.

The attention whore added, “My breasts are crushing me. My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.”

"I'm desperate to go back to normal. I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D. I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs. It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I feel trapped in my own body."

Major anxiety? That's the last of your problems. You need serious psychiatric help woman!