Heidi Montag to Make 3D Film About Her Breasts

March 25, 2010 By:
Heidi Montag to Make 3D Film About Her Breasts

Earlier today it was announced that after six seasons The Hills is finally ending. So what will come of Heidi Montag, whose fame has been dependent on the scripted reality series? She's got a plan--albeit a creepy one.

Montag got a case of the Katherine Heigl's and is now looking to become a huge movie star. She told People, “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”

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So much for that music career! But Heidi's new love of film is due in part to working on the Adam Sandler comedy Just Go With It last week.

"After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project [for FunnyorDie.com] and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life,” Montag said.

She said she loves "getting to truly show the world my creative ability … while playing … different characters.”

And look out, Academy members, because Heidi has apparently already written her first script! She must have realized all the success of Avatar, since she's doing a 3D movie!

"I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

We wish we were joking, but sadly this is 100% from her mouth. She added, “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

We'll forever blame The Hills producers for hiring this woman.