Twitter is often pegged as a nonsensical service with an incoherent stream of useless babble from a cacophony of celebs with nothing better to do than tweet about their lunch or the latest inane thought has popped into their head.
What these critiques fail to see is that just because 99 percent of activity on Twitter is completely uninteresting, there aren't a few gems that manage to make it worth all the other garbage. One such tweet came from Heidi Montag this morning.
At about 10:30am, Heidi tweeted, "Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage, Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."
If you are a horny teenage boy (or a heterosexual of the male persuasion of any age), this is the perfect way to start your day, and if you are an ardent feminist this gives you the perfect example as to why plastic surgery is the work of the Devil.
Heidi Montag has, with this simple tweet, been able to reach a wide spectrum of people. This would have been impossible to do were it not for the website that is the butt of many jokes...Twitter.
It's safe to assume that after reading that tweet, many of her followers also engaged in their own soft tissue massage.