Heidi Montag Finally Gets Work…At A Strip-Club

September 28, 2012 By:
Heidi Montag Finally Gets Work…At A Strip-Club

Don’t you just love a misleading headline? After Heidi Montag admitted that she and hubby Spencer Pratt are totally broke, Heidi is taking her first paid gig in years hosting a party at a Las Vegas Strip Club!

Hey, if Octomom can do it, so can you!

Proving that desperation knows no bounds, Heidi will head over to Las Vegas strip club, Crazy Horse III on October 19.

Just to put this into perspective for you, the Crazy Horse strip club isn’t even on the Las Vegas strip. It’s on the other side of the freeway, about a mile away, next to a Holiday Inn.

Even Scott Disick gets paid appearances at real Vegas nightclubs. Even Rob Kardashian! Even Kris Humphries! And he’s not even famous!

I long for the days when Heidi and Lauren Conrad were VIP at every club in Hollywood. Awww yeah, throwing drinks at clubs like it was only yesterday.

“I am so excited to host Crazy Horse III’s third anniversary celebration,” Heidi released in a statement, “I’m ready to party!”

Oh gawwd.

I wonder If her hubby Spencer will join her? He’s supposedly sworn off “paid appearance” to focus on getting his bachelors degree from USC.