Heidi and Spencer to Walk Down the Aisle Again

November 12, 2010 By:
Heidi and Spencer to Walk Down the Aisle Again

Twit and Twat are at it again. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have tricked the world into thinking they’re relevant by renewing their vows.

The couple spoke with ET and said they’ll be renewing their vows, since their first two weddings “didn’t count.”

"This is like our first marriage," Heidi claimed.

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"I feel like our first [wedding] was an elopement and we had so many margaritas and it was such a crazy time. And then the second one wasn't our wedding. It was just a Hills wedding and it was for all the people there and it was about everyone else."

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Ummm, what??? The crazy doesn’t stop there. She goes on to say, "We had just gone through so much crazy stuff personally and through our jobs and everything, so for me this feels like our first real marriage. Like our first restart. We deserve a second chance at our marriage and really having this moment and not being robbed of this."

Robbed?! These two robbed the American public of precious minutes wasted by watching The Hills! And don’t say that was preventable. Speidi is like watching a slow trainwreck—you can’t look away!

No word on when this event is going to take place, but I’m sure the cameras will be rolling. Since Kanye’s not contractually obligated to the Today Show anymore, maybe he’s for hire to play at the ceremony—I’m thinking “Toast to the Douche Bags” would be a perfect melody for the occasion.