Heidi Klum's Boyfriend Still Acting Like A Bodyguard

October 8, 2012 By:
Heidi Klum's Boyfriend Still Acting Like A Bodyguard
Heidi Klum's bodyguard-turned-boyfriend Martin Kristen was spotted accompanying Heidi and the kids on a pumpkin picking excursions to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, Ca.

Is it just me, or do you cringe a little bit every time you see “family day” photos of Heidi with her bodyguard boyfriend still acting like a bodyguard?

The kids ran about looking for pumpkins while Martin stood there in “bodyguard stance.” Does this guy ever smile? I just want someone to get rid of those terrible wrap-around shades he always wears, that he-man goatee, and please stop crossing your arms! You look like a night-club bouncer who got lost in a pumpkin field.

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Heidi’s parents were also at the pumpkin patch and later the supermodel mom and her kids went to her son Henry’s soccer game in Brentwood, an affluent neighborhood in Los Angeles.

Heidi looked every bit the dutiful soccer mom in her black tank and leggings while she and the awkward stiff she calls her boyfriend cheered on her kid.

In related news, Heidi had reportedly bought Martin a brand new $10,000 wardrobe from some Beverly Hills boutique.

Apparently she only bought him like 6 items, but because sh-t is expensive in the 90210 district, that’s how much it costs.

Upon closer inspection these outrageous wardrobe claims come from National Enquirer. So disregard everything you just read.