Heather Mills thinks she's going to be the next J.K. Rowling or something. She's planning on writing a series of children's books. She thinks she'll be good at it because of her four-year-old daughter Beatrice.

This lady will do anything to make money and stay in the limelight. Any normal woman who just made $33 million in a divorce settlement would go disappear for awhile to get away from the tabloids. But Heather just won't go away!