Holy cow! We did NOT see this coming! Professional gold digger Heather Mills was just awarded a grand total of $48.6 million dollars in her divorce from Paul McCartney. Not too shabby considering she was representing herself!

Mills told reporters she is "very happy" with the settlement.

Who wouldn't be happy? According to court documents, Mills will receive a lump sum of $33 million, in addition to $15.6 million in assets she currently holds. Let's just hope she disappears for good now that she's robbed him blind.