Dear Directioners… You can no longer say we never gave you anything.
A photo has surfaced showing 1D member Harry Styles ironing clothes. Normally we’d say, “Who cares?” but he happens to be nearly nude from the waist down… and he’s wearing a sparkly golden thong.
In the shot, Harry appears to be getting the wrinkles out of the pants that are not on his legs. His gold-spandex-cradled package pokes out from underneath the hotel ironing board.
And, judging by his self-assurance and poise in the shot, we can only imagine that this is a normal ritual for the mop-headed boy-steed.
In One Direction’s own words, the shot admittedly made us go: “Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh…”
Some superfans might note that Harry is looking rather young and tattoo-less here. In fact, the photo is from 2010 when he was still on “The X Factor.” Which basically means that he is either 16 or 17 when it was snapped.
So, congratulations, everyone reading this… You’re all officially perverts.
On Monday, Harry tweeted: “I've seen fire and I've seen rain..” Now we can answer back that we’ve seen something even better.
And to Taylor Swift we say, "Feast your eyes.... This is the dong that got away."