This year, we lost a very special celebrity couple—Russell Brand and Katy Perry. But not to worry, because for every breakup that happened over the holidays, there were like, ten more engagements.
Apparently all the celebrities got together before the holidays and decided to bombard the media with news of their engagements. Because we’ve almost lost track, here’s a recap of who’s getting married in 2012.
Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez: Oooooo la la! Halle is reportedly engaged to the French actor she met while filming Dark Tide. That explains the glacier she’s been wearing on her finger since New Year. Not even global warming could stop that thing.
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: Justin Timberlake’s grandma did rumor control when she confirmed that Justin and Jessica were indeed engaged. Thanks, grammies!
Britney Spears & Jason Trawick: Britney’s former agent proposed in Vegas right before Christmas. Let’s hope this marriage doesn’t leave Brit singing Oops! I did it again!.
Drew Barrymore & Will Kopelman: Drew Barrymore is engaged to the former head of Chanel, whom she started dating shortly after her split from Justin Long.
Sienna Miller & Tom Sturridge: Robert Pattinson’s BFF proposed to girlfriend Sienna Miller over the holidays. He gave her a vintage Victorian ring. Also, they’re having a baby.
Wynonna Judd & Cactus Moser: Judd is engaged to her drummer, Scott “Cactus” Moser. I’m not sure why this guy’s named Cactus, and I definitely don’t want to find out.
Steven Tyler & Erin Brady: God bless Steven Tyler, he’s finally settling down. After dating Erin Brady for seven years, Tyler proposed over the holidays, set to be married for the third time. Rumor has it that no one in Steven’s family cares for Erin, and his proposal made things worse.
Michael Jordan & Yvette Pieto: On Christmas Day, Michael Jordan proposed to supermodel Yvette Pieto. The two have been dating for a while now, and they plan on getting married soon.
Mario Lopez & Courtney Mazza: Mario Lopez is locking his baby-mama down. “I told Courtney that I wanted the mother of my children to have their last name,” Mario said. That’s romance, you guys.
John Legend & Chrissy Teigen: Legend proposed to his supermodel girlfriend while they were on holiday in the Maldives. They’ve been making beautiful music together since 2007.