10 Other Foods Halle Berry Should Put Her TaTas In

January 24, 2013 By:
10 Other Foods Halle Berry Should Put Her TaTas In

During an interview on Reddit, producer Peter Farrelly announced that Halle Berry dipped her bare breast in a bowl of guacamole for their upcoming film Movie 43.

As hungry as this made us, Hollyscoop was even more inspired about what other dishes would improve if Halle stuffed her breasts in them.

So here, as if it were the secret ingredient on an episode of “Iron Chef,” are 10 dishes that would only get better if Halle used them as boob-dipping sauces. 

1. Chili: It’s game day. You need to impress your bros. Bring a pot of chili over with a side of the actress’ greatest asset... You’re an instant god. 

2. Gazpacho: This cold soup is a great option for vegetarians who still want the flavor of Halle boob in their dish. Bring a big spoon!

3. Wasabi: You think that this Japanese radish is hot now? Try sticking one of Halle's tatas into the mix. We hear the combo pairs well with Sushi!

4. Pie!: There’s nothing more American than a steaming plate of apple pie. Add a fresh scoop of the Catwoman star’s cleavage and you’ll be cheering U-S-A! U-S-A!

5. Quiche: Unless you’re some kind of food genie, quiche has a tendency looking and tasting pretty nasty. Toss some Halle boob in there to liven up the party!

6. Corn on the Cob: The worst part about corn on the cob is all the damn pieces that get stuck in your teeth. This factor would be more tolerable with more Halle breast to distract you.

7. Denny’s Grand Slam: Because the breakfast chain includes everything in their infamous breakfast platter already, they might as well throw a boob or two in for free too.

8. Shrimp Cocktail: The whole concept of this dish involves dipping as a central element, so of course we’re going to go there. Seafood plus Halle boob sounds amazing, though.

9. Piña Colada: If you like piña coladas, then you’ll probably like piña coladas with Halle’s boob as a garnish. Hurry up and slurp it up, because it gets sticky quick!

10. Bread Pudding: Bread pudding sucks. It was invented to fatten up patients in the nursery home and give children nightmares. The only thing in the universe that could possibly improve it is—you guessed it—Halle boob. Huzzah!