Gwyneth Paltrow returns to Glee on Wednesday as substitute teacher Holly Holiday in an episode discussing sex education.
Commenting on celibacy, Paltrow's character says, "I just don't think it's that realistic. It's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions."
When you tell kids that sex to them is what food is to a lion, you might as well
go ahead and sign them up for the next season of Teen Mom.
Although, in another scene, a leather-clad Paltrow performs a song called,
"Do You Wanna Touch Me", which is her character's way of teaching a lesson
on safe sex.