Gwyneth Paltrow thinks it's vain to get a boob job, but she would totally do it.
Celebrities can sometimes be shallow and confusing, let's watch Paltrow talk her way out of this one:
"Before I didn't care about it. And I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks out of pure vanity," she tells Germany's OK! magazine.
Ok, and then she said, "But a breast correction after breast feeding - why not?" Er, last time I checked, any form of "breast correction" is still vain, I guess she forgot the comments she made just moments earlier? Whatever, Gwyneth Paltrow was on Glee y'all! She can say or do anything she wants to!? Did I mention she was on Glee?
Gwyneth Paltrow has two children with her husband Chris Martin, Apple, seven and Moses, five, so she deserves a little boob-job to counteract the effects of breast-feeding. "There's actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn't there?"
No matter how you slice it, it's still a boob-job. Paltrow, who is known for her healthy lifestyle and doling out advice on her website Goop, says some of the so-called healthy activities she does actually gave her body a weird shape.
"I somehow lost my waist because of intense yoga training and became almost boxy." Hah, proof that yoga is not only boring but also turns your body into a boxy shape! Gwyneth has since cut down on the yoga regime.
"I don't have time to do real yoga sessions that last over 60 minutes. But I meditate each day for at least five minutes...But with stretching and Pilates exercises I hit form again."
Whatever she's doing, it's working. She recently posed topless in the July issue of Vanity Fair and her body was out-of-control. Have you ever googled "How old is Gwyneth Paltrow?" She's 38, but her body does not look a day over 25.
I don't care if Paltrow is a little self-righteous, how do I get to look like that! Now Gwyneth, tell me more about this pilates-thing?
If you want to get a body like Gwyneth Paltrow, take note. Here are some of the random pieces of advice she's given over the years:
She told a UK Talk Show last month, "I drink constantly while I'm cooking. Wine, either color." So, get drunk and then eat? If you say so....
In the same interview she also said, "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can." Drugs before cheese? Got it.
Gwyneth also once said, "Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick." Easy enough.