Gwyneth Paltrow’s Most Ridiculous Detox Plan Yet

January 6, 2014 By:
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Most Ridiculous Detox Plan Yet
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Every day is a new year for Gwyneth Paltrow. Hollywood’s Home Ec. teacher treats each passing 24 hours the way most of us treat each passing 365 days—looking for new and exciting (also drastic and slightly terrifying) ways to shake up her routine.

The actress revealed her latest detox plan for January and it’s pretty intense. The menu includes the following, uh, delicacies:

–      room temperature water and lemon

–      herbal tea

–      balsamic miso root salad

–      chickpea soup

–      carrot soup

–      walnut lentil pate

–      nuts (just a handful)

–      quinoa stuffed squash

–      a chicken, but only if you must, and make it pan-steamed

On the A-lister’s Goop website, she writes:

“You know we love a good detox here at goop, and this January is no exception.

"We created detox recipes that won't leave you feeling cold and hungry during the winter months, with guidance from Dr Alejandro Junger, a specialist on the subject.

"We took to the test kitchen to create a three-day menu of detox recipes that are warming and filling and don't feel like a sacrifice.

"We then turned to Dr Alejandro Junger for some info on how to best detox during the cold winter months. Dr Junger contributed the warm shakes - the rest of the recipes are from the goop kitchen."