Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kids Are Only Allowed To Watch TV In French or Spanish

September 18, 2012 By:
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kids Are Only Allowed To Watch TV In French or Spanish

Just when we thought Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t get more obnoxious, she goes and tells InStyle magazine that her kids are only allowed to watch TV if it’s in Spanish or French and not in their native English.

File this in Gwyn's folder between “I sell white T-Shirts for $100” and “I’m allowed to say the “N” word because I’m friends with Beyonce.”

“I only let them watch TV in French or Spanish,” Gwyneth says of her two kids Apple and Moses.


“When I’m in France, I go to [Boulevard] Beaumarchais and buy all their cartoons,” says Gwyn.

Oh but the pretentious parade of pomp doesn’t end there. Gwyneth told the mag how sometimes she SPLURGES when she eats, on get this, turkey burgers and cheese!

“What I’ve learned is that I want to enjoy my life, and food is a big part of it. I love to cook and feed people. I cook every day,” says Gwyneth, “My indulging is a fresh baguette with cheese and a glass of red wine or French fries and fried zucchini. Or a turkey burger.”

Even at her worst, she is still better than us.

“I was very strict for a while, I was macrobiotic for a couple of years, then I got pregnant and just ate ice cream,” dishes Gwyn.

Ok, so she is human. Good to know.

When Gwyn was done talking about why her food indulgences are better than yours she opened up about her painfully private relationship with Chris Martin.

Talking about their differences, Gwyneth says, “Probably our artistic temperaments. Artists are sensitive; there are ups and downs mood-wise. Musicians need a certain gravitas and focus in order to write. The temperament that goes with someone who is creative can be challenging."