8 Celebrities You Should Never Invite to Your Party

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8 Celebrities You Should Never Invite to Your Party

 

Chances are, if you are reading this right now, you’ve probably dreamt about rubbing elbows or partying and hanging out with celebrities. We have been dreaming about joining Miley Cyrus’ entourage since her Disney days, but that is neither here nor there.

There is a very small section of Hollywood that you NEVER want to run into. These are the 8 celebrities you should never invite to your party, lest you want to get stuck talking about macrobiotics with Gwyneth Paltrow or hating yourself with Kanye West. 

Gwyneth Paltrow: Don’t invite Gwynnie over, because aside from her general pretention, there is absolutely no food you can feed her. According to her, her dietary restrictions include, “no coffee, no alcohol, no dairy, no eggs, no sugar, no shellfish, no deep-water fish, no wheat.

Gary Busey: The only reason you don’t want Gary at your party is because you will get trapped in conversations you cannot possibly understand like this, “Never dip lower than you can dip” AND this, “You know what ‘DOUBT’ stands for? It stands for ‘Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.’"

Kanye: The bad thing about Kanye is that he will interrupt your party and try to tell you that Beyoncé had the best party of the year. He will also bore you with insufferable egomaniacal lines like this, “I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

Donald Trump: He’s insufferable and sometimes speaks in the third person like when he made this bizarre claim, “Women find Trump’s power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.” Err, what?

Kristen Stewart: Don’t invite Kristen if you plan on having anyone else at your party, because she once said, “Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.”

Anne Hathaway: Besides the fact that, statistically speaking, about 50% of your party are probably Hathahaters, Anne Hathaway says annoying crap, like when she won her Oscar, “Thanks for this lovely blunt object that I will forevermore use as a weapon against all self-doubt.” Who says “forevermore?” Calm down Edgar Allen Poe.

Taylor Swift: Invite Taylor Swift to your party and just pray she doesn’t get into an altercation with your girlfriends or she’ll blacklist you like she did to Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, when she said, “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”

Victoria Beckham:  We’re not sure why you shouldn’t invite Victoria Beckham, but she probably wouldn’t come anyways. She once said, “I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep people out.” #RichPeopleProblems

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