Glee Beats Elvis!

February 16, 2011 By:
Glee Beats Elvis!

Glee is getting unbelievably big. No, really, I’m starting to believe this show doesn’t exist at all.

I’ve never seen it, and the only people I know who have are “my friend’s cousin’s grandpa”. And now they’ve beat Elvis Presley’s record of 108 hit singles on the Billboard Hot 100.

The cast of Glee had six singles enter the Hot 100 chart this week, bringing their grand total to 113. They also surpassed Aretha Franklin and the Beatles.

At this point, the Glee cast could recite Charles Bukowski complaining about his gout and people would go ape sh-t. If they toured in a Beatles cover band and charged per ticket, we could pay off the National Debt.

Beating out the King's 100+ hits is no easy feat. But the difference is, Glee's songs are just remakes of other songs. They aren’t original.

Oh, wait…