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October 13, 2011
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From Kim Kardashian to Jennifer Aniston, here are the celebrities with the worst first dates.
Jennifer Aniston: Back in March of this year, when Aniston was still having bad luck with men, her friends set her up on a date with a "non-Hollywood guy." Her blind date was an entertainment lawyer and apparently the guy ordered his meal before Jen showed up, he grilled her on questions about Brad and Angie and then when the bill came he wanted to know if they should split it. A source told InTouch that Jen eventually "paid the entire bill and left!" Besides going Dutch on a first date, it's celeb code that you don't talk to Jennifer Anniston about Brad & Angie. First Date rules: No talk of politics, religion, or BRAD & ANGIE.
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In case you haven't heard the news, TBS has decided not to renew Lopez Tonight and tomorrow will be our last night,” Lopez told his studio audience, who jeered at the bad news. “The unemployment rate is high, and for Latinos, it just got a little higher!”
Had to throw a Latino joke in there, or it wouldn't be the same. He then added:
"I did get some good news this morning. Sony announced their doing a sequel to the Smurfs movie. (Lopez lent his voice to the film). So today, I lost some work because I'm brown, but also I got some work because I'm blue."
Huh? Alright, I'm starting to see why you're getting cancelled.
August 10, 2011
TBS has just announced that the last episode of Lopez Tonight will air Thursday night. George Lopez has been hosting the show for two seasons.
The kicker is that Conan O'Brien's show isn't doing well and is reportedly failing at the network, leaving it in danger of cancellation as well. Meanwhile, Jay Leno is doing fine.
Apparently O'Brien did to Lopez what Leno did to him. When Leno returned to NBC, his show bombed, affecting Conan's ratings. Similarly, Lopez had the original 11 PM time slot...
August 2, 2011
Of course, these rumors run rampant because some of them are true, despite celebs trying to fend them off. We once asked Julianne Hough if she was dating Ryan Seacrest, and she told us: “I heard that too, it’s pretty funny.”
That’s not exactly a no, but she was definitely trying to bounce the accusation, and look how that one turned out. Here are 10 celebrities and the crazy rumors they’ve heard about themselves.
Jesse James: Jesse James told Hollyscoop the most bizarre rumor he heard about himself: “That I was dead.”
The self-deprecating motorcycle mogul added, “People like rumors that I got killed.”
June 10, 2011
HOLLYSCOOP EXCLUSIVE
May 10, 2011
After Maria moved out of the house, sources say Arnold has been “working extremely hard” to make the marriage work and win Maria back. But despite their amicable breakup and Maria’s rumored hesitation, the couple officially announced their separation Monday.
We’re reviewing celebrity couples that called it quits after long marriages. Check them out after the jump!
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March 25, 2011
“I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended, and I apologize to Kirstie.”
Right, no malice. You just wanted to split our sides with the hilarious and original comparison of a fat person to a pig. I haven’t heard comedy gold like that since the fourth grade.
Kirstie didn’t take the apology too well, though. She fired back:
“I don't need or want ur apology," Alley tweeted on Friday morning. "I want your kidney dude..on behalf of ur X and all the women uv insulted...give it back."
Alley is referencing the fact that years ago, Lopez’s wife gave him a kidney only to find out he was banging hookers.
I don’t need to comment on how bad George Lopez is. I think the fact that when I type in “George Lopez”, Google’s related searches suggest, “george lopez not funny” says plenty.
March 24, 2011
One of Kirstie's followers tweeted, "I just called George Lopez a pig :)" to which Kristie replied back, "lol...a drunk pig...hehe."
Come on Kirstie, you could have thought of a better response than that! Lucky for her some women's groups are getting together and publicly bashing George for his disgusting comment.
"Lopez's comments were not only demeaning to Alley, who has been incredibly brave and open with her journey toward health, but they were very detrimental to women and girls everywhere," said Yana Walton, Vice President of Communications for watchdog group the Women’s Media Center.
"In a country where eating disorders are an epidemic, where advertising continually implies women are deeply deficient, where media places the majority of women's worth on their appearances, this is unacceptable."
I say lets do a dance off. Kirstie vs. George. And if they're not down with that, let's get both of them in the ring together. My money's on Kirstie!
March 24, 2011
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Speaking about the new cast of Dancing With the Stars, he called this season's most famous contestant, Kirstie Alley, a pig.
"She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away," Lopez said. "Before the show, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef and this is her going all the way home." The show then cut to a pig screaming "wee" in Geico's "Little Piggy" ad.
Kirstie has been struggling with her weight for years now, but has always had a good sense of humor about it. She lost 60 pounds right before DWTS aired and will most likely lose another 30 before the season is over. She recently said, "I've lost 60 pounds, and I have 30 or 40 more to go. And I think with this strenuous, rigorous dance schedule, I think it's going to work."
Sure, she's not a size 2, but neither is George. How dare he call Kirstie a pig when he's the one that cheated on his wife with a hooker?! And after his wife gave him a liver!
George's ex wife, the one who gave him a liver to save his life, is pretty much the same size as Kirstie, so it's a double low blow.
I'm on to you Lopez, I know you invite the pretty ladies backstage to "hang out," and I'm not just talking about post divorce.
According to sources, the couple has been working out details of their divorce “for a long time,” but just decided to make it official. Insiders say the two really want to keep things amicable for the sake of their 15-year-old daughter.
We can’t help but wonder if those rumors of Lopez cheating on Ann with a hooker are true. National Enquirer ran the story back in May, but he never responded.
Hollyscoop also spoke with the couple during happier times at the World Kidney Event. Keep in mind, Ann donated her kidney to her husband to save his life!
“My wife saved my life,” Lopez told Hollyscoop of his wife Ann donating her kidney to him. “All wives save their husbands lives eventually.”
He added, "I'm fortunate to have had someone who never questioned her devotion or desire to have me around. That's rare in Latinas that they want their husband around." That just seems so weird to hear now that we know they’re divorcing! We wish them both well, and hope it wasn’t because of an affair!
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