George Clooney's on Screen Daughter Says He Would Be a Bad Father

November 17, 2011 By:
George Clooney's on Screen Daughter Says He Would Be a Bad Father
Amara Miller, the 10-year-old actress who plays George Clooney’s daughter in his new flick, “The Descendants” says Clooney would not make a very good dad.

“Let me just say, he wouldn’t be good as a father,” says Miller, “He wouldn’t be the best as a father.”

If a ten year old can tell that you would suck as a dad, you know you’re doing something wrong. That’s like a homeless person doing a line of coke off a trashcan and then saying he thinks that Charlie Sheen has issues.

The young actress continues, “George likes being an adult. George has fun being an adult, and I don’t think he would like having kids. I know that he’s not planning on having kids anytime soon.”

George likes being an adult? Are we talking about the same George Clooney? The same George Clooney who shot people down with a Nerf gun on the set of “The Ides of March”? The Same George Clooney who recently said, “Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier."

Clooney may have that winning smile and salt and pepper hair, but he’s got a bad case of Peter Pan syndrome.

Miller continues, “I know that he’s not planning on having kids anytime soon.” But then as an afterthought, she adds that Clooney was “really amazing…so fun and [always] playing and fooling around and joking.”

Depsite the fact that Clooney will probably never settle down enough to raise a family, he would probably love to have kids. Who else thinks fart jokes are funny besides George Clooney? No-one, well that and 11-year-old boys.

“He was just a really phenomenal person to work with,” says Miller, “[But] we don’t really keep in touch anymore. He’s George Clooney…no one really keeps in touch with him anymore!”

What can that mean!? Is there a portion of his contract that says that after filming ends no-one is allowed to call him anymore?

Another person who probably agrees that Clooney wouldn’t be a good father is his ex, Elisabetta Canalis who once said, “George and I never spoke about marriage or children. I’m not saying that I don’t want them but neither he or I ever imagined having children together.”

Whatever, as long as Clooney keeps dating women that are too young for him, he’ll probably never have to worry about being a bad father.