Elisabetta Canalis danced live on Italian TV Saturday night.
Oh, my apologies. You're probably wondering who I'm talking about. Let me refer to her by her new name.
George Clooney's girlfriend danced live on Italian TV Saturday night.
Donning a revealing black leotard and fishnets, Canalis danced to Ciara's "Like A Boy" during the 61st Italian Music Festival. After a sultry performance, Canalis introduced the other dancers and made a few jokes.
I'm not saying she was a terrible dancer, but someone with less decorum probably would. They might even say something like, "swinging your butt around and rubbing it on someone doesn't make you a dancer. She should just stick to her original job—being George Clooney's girlfriend."
But I would never say that. That's just rude.