George Clooney Witness in Prostitution Trial

March 29, 2011 By:
George Clooney Witness in Prostitution Trial

George Clooney has been subpoenaed to testify in a prostitution trial involving Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. His girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis will also take the stand in Milan next month. How romantic.

The 17 year-old Moroccan girl that allegedly had an affair with Berlusconi claimed to have met Clooney and Canalis at a dinner party that took place at the Prime Minister’s home. Clooney and Canalis will have to tell lawyers whether this is true or not.

George Clooney’s life is becoming the type of movie he would star in.

This might be a good time to get some Euros thrown at that Darfur Crisis. Not that I’m promoting international bribery, but come on. What do we want to spend money on, ending genocide or listening to a 17-year old hooker? My money’s on genocide.

And I’m hoping that’s the only time that last sentence has been blogged.