George Clooney Will Never Run For President Because of His Past

February 23, 2011 By:
George Clooney Will Never Run For President Because of His Past

We asked George Clooney while back if he’d ever run for office, and he said no. Looks
like he hasn't changed his mind.

Clooney told Newsweek,

"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics. "I f-cked too many
chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth."

The only way that lifestyle could be any more perfect for politics is if the
chicks he’s banged were paid-off prostitutes that he used people’s tax
dollars to pay for.

But the real issue here is, when did classy George Clooney start talking
like he’s Jesse James? “I f-cked too many chicks?” Way to ruin the
collective fantasy of women, everywhere, George.

Clooney has often been suggested as a possible political candidate because
of his involvement in foreign issues, most notably his advocacy of resolving
the Darfur conflict.

He met with President Obama in 2010 to discuss this
issue. In addition to his work focused in Africa, Clooney also organized a
telethon in 2010 to collect donations for the victims of the Haiti
earthquake.

Also, he’s hot.

Really, he has a duty to his country to run for office. Because if there's
one thing that could bring liberals and conservatives together, it's George
Clooney running for president.