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George Clooney Wants To Move

George Clooney

Listen up ladies! George Clooney needs a place to stay. Any takers? He made this hilarious comment the night Britney was taken to the hospital.

"I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o'clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights. "I think, 'Someone's broken out of prison…' I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse. "I said, `Are you OK?' She's like, `Yes.' I said, 'If there's someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,' and she's like, 'What the f**k are you talking about?' "So now I have to move."

Can you just imagine being George Clooney's neighbor? I would probably have a restraining order by now.

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I don't blame him I would want to move to.
Posted by: La Chat on 01/22/2008 11:50 AM



I mean think about it if it was a criminal they would get a beat down and then go back to prison, but with Britney she's just keeps being allowed back into society.
Posted by: La Chat on 01/22/2008 11:53 AM



what the fuck is up with that shit?
Posted by: La Chat on 01/22/2008 11:53 AM



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Clooney is a funny guy. Wish I was his assistant.
Posted by: stefystef on 01/22/2008 12:36 PM

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