George Clooney Wants To Move

January 22, 2008 By:
George Clooney Wants To Move

Listen up ladies! George Clooney needs a place to stay. Any takers? He made this hilarious comment the night Britney was taken to the hospital.

"I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o'clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights. "I think, 'Someone's broken out of prison…' I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse. "I said, `Are you OK?' She's like, `Yes.' I said, 'If there's someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,' and she's like, 'What the f**k are you talking about?' "So now I have to move."

Can you just imagine being George Clooney's neighbor? I would probably have a restraining order by now.