George Alexander Louis is one feisty prince.
It all started when he made his first formal debut and he thrust his hand up into the steely English air.
And it was like the hand at the end of Carrie.
Everywhere Kate drags him, Prince George has a royal fit.
“Just put me down!” he demands.
“DOWN DOWN DOWN.”
Until someone puts him down.
Otherwise he’ll eat all your hair off.
NO STRAND OF HAIR IS SAFE.
He shows no mercy for the commoners.
Because he’s DA PRINCE.
Look at him laughing at all your peasant souls.
That look? It’s the look a ruler gets before wreaking havoc on his nation.
Prince George: He can’t even with all the basic bitches.