Prince George Nursery Themed like African Bush

August 21, 2013 By:
Prince George Nursery Themed like African Bush

The Royals might have just done the only interesting thing in their entire public lives.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to decorate baby George’s bedroom to look like he’s living on the African savanna. Why? No freaking clue, but it’s arguably the only interesting thing Prince William has ever said.

“I’ll have toy elephants and rhinos around the room,” Will revealed in his upcoming CNN special, “We’ll cover it in, you know, lots of bushes and things like that. [We’ll] make him grow up as if he’s in the bush.”

We cannot deal with this bush nonsense! Isn’t the baby supposed to grow up as if he’s at a tea party? Just one 18-year-long tea party, punctuated by trips to the store to buy tiny hats!