"My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable," Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. "What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week."

We would like to take this opportunity to tell Brandon Davis to go f**k himself, thats all folks!

"> "My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable," Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. "What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week."

We would like to take this opportunity to tell Brandon Davis to go f**k himself, thats all folks!

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Forgive Me Firecrotch!

May 26, 2006 By:

Oily dirtbag Brandon Davis lost all of the 3 fans he had by bad mouthing Lindsay Lohan recently. Now he's being forced to release an apology statement...so typical!

"Foot-in-mouth rich kid Brandon Davis says he's sorry for his vulgar Lindsay Lohan-bashing tirade in which he joked about her private parts as Paris Hilton laughed her head off. "My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable," Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. "What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week."

We would like to take this opportunity to tell Brandon Davis to go f**k himself, thats all folks!