FLAT GIRLS UNITE!
Boobs are out, bones are in? Not too long ago, skin and bones were a cry for help, a sign that a girl really needed a double bacon cheeseburger, not a modeling contract. The April edition of Esquire Magazine proclaims the breastbone “the new cleavage,” leaving breast, legs, and booty a thing of the past. Yikes! That’s pretty damn sick if you ask me. Not diggin it? Starlets like Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Mischa Barton are to blame. I don’t know about you folks but anorexia is NOT hot!