Look It's Big Bird
By putting that dress on Paris Hilton should have known that she was going to be the target of some jokes. Come on she looks like Big Bird but we're nice so we are not going to call Big Bird. Well, maybe just once, Big Bird!
Paris Hilton is in Vienna to promote some drink and to attend the Vienna Ball. Doesn't she look really uncomfortable in the picture. Smile Paris, you're getting paid big bucks to be there. You'll be in Vegas in no time.