Farrah Abraham Scores 1 Million for Sex Tape

April 29, 2013 By:
Farrah Abraham Scores 1 Million for Sex Tape

In news today that’ll make you groan Uggggh, “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham’s absolutely exhausting sex tape saga has come to a much-desired close. And not because any of us really wanted to see it…

In a skill they didn’t teach you in Home Ec., Farrah negotiated a very lucrative deal for its release.

Sources have disclosed to TMZ that Farrah and adult media company, Vivid Entertainment have reached an agreement in which Vivid walks away with the distribution rights of the tape, and Farrah walks away with a sum close to one million dollars.

The key art for the film reveals the title to be Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. 

If we’ve learned anything so far from its cover, it’s that the “Teen Mom” does it on camera here in a position that doesn’t result in teenage pregnancy.

“Private tape made public” reads the tagline, already a case of false advertising considering she hired a professional at Vivid’s own studios to make her tape with a professional porn star, James Deen. It’s no more “private” or authentic than the Paranormal Activity movies.

Used to making her private life public on MTV’s “Teen Mom” at an hour an episode, Farrah really went the distance here: The tape is 70 minutes.