Face transplant chick makes mucho dinero

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Face transplant chick makes mucho dinero
Damn! What does a girl have to do these days in Hollywood to strike some gold? You either have to sleep with a famous celebrity and get impregnated to get good roles like our pal Katie Holmes did, or maybe we can just pose nude in Rolling Stones and start hanging out with Paris Hilton like Kristen Cavawho, or perhaps we can just get a face transplant like Isabelle Dinoire did.

The woman who got the first face transplant is poised to become the world's next rich person. She's now house hunting for a place outside Paris. Offers include a book, a documentary and a movie. Lawyers in France are already negotiating with producers in Hollywood.

Well that’s just great! (I’m being sarcastic!)Excuse me while I cry to myself in my cubicle for the millions that I don’t have and the parties I’m not invited to!
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