Maroon 5 held an industry insider party this past weekend and Jessica Simpson was in attendance. No, she wasn’t throwing herself on ex-fling Adam Levine but Ms. Simpson did moved on to one of the other band members.
Guests at the party tell Hollyscoop exclusively that Jessica was “doing everything she can to get his attention, but he totally dissed her” Come on Jess, don’t you know the term ‘bro’s before ho’s?’ He probably didn't want sloppy seconds.
An eyewitness at the party tells us that “Jessica was huffing and puffing because he wasn’t paying any attention to her.”
Sounds like Jess is already looking for a rebound man since her and John are definitely over! Better luck next time Jess!
It's a scientific fact that anorexics cannot get pregnant. Nicole Ritchie's vaginal cavity expels air and she quiffs, thus her clothes pillow out which makes her look pregnant. Let's hope for the sake of those around her that it didn't stink or gush semen!
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