Last week, Eva Longoria's three-year marriage to Tony Parker officially came to an end. This week, Longoria has finally gotten out of bed, put down the cookies n' cream, shellacked on some makeup, and decided to move on. I mean, come on, it's been one whole week.
Longoria has recently been tied to Eduardo Cruz, brother of Penélope Cruz. Two weeks ago, they were spotted at Café Was in Hollywood, watching a flamenco show. And by "watching a flamenco show" I mean banging. Naw, I mean watching a flamenco show. But they're probably banging.
"Life goes on," Longoria says. "I pray for strength, courage and wisdom on my new journey."
Apparently her new journey is with a lion and a scarecrow and they're going to Oz. And she'll probably be dating both of them in a week. Hey-oh!